Better warn your mum, there's some noise to come
Get ready for the saucepan jam
To help your tunes two wooden spoons
Get ready for the saucepan jam
If you've got one pot, you don't need a lot
Get ready for the saucepan jam
But it's best with more, so get three or four
Get ready for the saucepan jam
Where you've left some holes, put some plastic bowls
Get ready for the saucepan jam
Just ask around for what makes good sound
Get ready for the saucepan jam
It's best to sit, no need to stand
Now ask your loved ones to join your band
It's great to have them play with you
And have some music playing too
Make sure there's no damage when you play
So you can do it again
Don't use things that break, you see
You need to whack things responsibly
Let's go!