There is a bear at the airport
Waiting on a plane
There is a cow at the funeral
Bidding farewell
There is a goat at the terminal
Boarding the C train
There is a horse at the hospital
Dancing with the hare
Somebody call the doctor, from the university
Somebody call upon the witch and the wizardry
Somebody call the rabbi, the pastor and the sheikh
'Cause we are coming on the days of insanity
The days of insanity, the days of
Oh
Oh
There's a lion on the ocean bed
Mating with the whale
There's a rhino on the outer spread
Mating with the mare
Somebody call the doctor, from the university
Somebody call upon the witch and the wizardry
Somebody call the rabbi, the pastor and the sheikh
'Cause we are coming on the days of insanity
The days of insanity, the days of
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Somebody call the doctor, from the university
Somebody call upon the witch and the wizardry
Somebody call the rabbi, the pastor and the sheikh
'Cause we are coming on the days of insanity
The days of insanity, the days of, the days of