I was in the kitchen baking some muffins
I was in the kitchen baking a cake
A cup of flour flew right out of my hand
It was a big messy mistake
Now I need a dust pan (Sweep sweep, sweepity sweep)
I need a dust pan (Sweep sweep, sweep it up neat)
What good is a broom without a dust pan?
(Do mop do mop do mop do mop)
Mary, Larry, Lenny and me
Were playing out in the rain
We trekked our muddy boots all over the house
And my mother she began to complain
Now I need a dust pan (Do you want me to mop?)
I need a dust pan (Do you want me to mop?)
What good is a broom without a dust pan?
(Do mop do mop do mop do mop)
And when it's night time
One of my favourite things to do
Is watch a movie with a bowl of popcorn
But I get so into the show
Uh oh, I just don't know
How my popcorn ends up getting all over the floor
And now I need a dust pan...