Grab your coat and bin your grub
We've got a date on down the pub
Forget the grass, forget the lawn
You don't know you're f*ckin' born
Pub crawl
Drinking all night
Pub crawl
Get in a fight
Pub crawl
Drinking all night
Pub crawl
Doing all right
Doing powder on the toilet seat
F*ckin' flying this gear is great
Ten more boozers still to come
Drink your beers down in one
Pub crawl
Drinking all night
Pub crawl
Get in a fight
Pub crawl
Drinking all night
Pub crawl
Doing all right
Pub crawl
Drinking all night
Pub crawl
Get in a fight
Pub crawl
Drinking all night
Pub crawl
Doing all right
You f*cking cunt, you spilled my beer
F*cking bastard, f*cking queer
I'm a f*cking hard boy can't you tell?
Door slams shut on my prison cell
Pub crawl
Drinking all night
Pub crawl
Get in a fight
Pub crawl
Drinking all night
Pub crawl
Doing all right, you cunt