Port complete, wormhole closed
Setting universal translator
Regional dialect, Earth English
Begin recording
We come from the depths of space
To sample all your sound waves
Archivists from Galaticpedia
Sent for your audio media
And we were very impressed
To find a wealth of musical gifts
Not the same old geysers and earthquakes, now
Hiding in the sea from your sight
Only popping up when the moments right
Collecting all this visual evidence
Of your moral decadence
We were getting very scared
That we might be shot from the air
As we trespassed on some illusionary claims that you made,
To feel safe, locked away, from the violence you perpetuate
We fear
Now that we are here
We've seen all we need to see
Different
From each other
How do you expect to be the same
Is all your beauty born of pain?
The conflicts drive the narrative every day
Refrain, from the animosities
Pacing like beasts in an open cage
I know don't what to say
We hope you evolve further than today
We thank you for all the fish
And the music that exists
In your chaotic scene
Now, it's time for us to leave
Opening wormhole, Port