Original Broadway Cast Of Mean Girls - Revenge Party Lyrics

Now you know, Cady, Regina George is not your friend
We are your friends
And we're going to make her pay

You know what friends do?
They've got your back and they're fun to be around

Whoa-ooh, whoa-ooh, whoa

When someone hurts you then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground

Whoa-ooh, whoa-ooh, whoa

Imagine a party with dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there's a magic act that saws Regina in half
And this time it will take

Now that's a party

A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody's head on a spike

Whoa-ooh, whoa-ooh, whoa

It's a revenge party
With your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge it's what it's like

For this to work
You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them
Can you do it?

(Yes) hey, girl

Hey, Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron
But he just wanted her back and that's not Regina's fault

I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys

Aw, of course

It's a revenge party
A party that ends
With entrails all over the lawn
It's a revenge party with your two best friends

And I end up with Aaron when she's gone

Yes, Cady!
I end up with Aaron when she's gone

What's Regina doing?
What's Regina wearing?
Is she dating Aaron?
Regina, Regina she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

Next, we take away Regina's only achievement, being a hot person

What is that?

Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting
I just use these Kalteen diet bars when I need to lose weight

I need to lose three pounds
Bring me a whole box

A revenge party a party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone
And ugly crying

It's a revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party and revenge is what is like

What's Regina eating?
God, look at her figure?
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina, Regina, she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

We got to go harder
If we could get Gretchen Wieners to think that Regina is mad at her

I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile

Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use
Shh, here she comes

Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back
Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back

Your hair looks sexy pushed back

Um, thanks, I'll see you in calc

At every party, there might be a lull
Where the energy dips

Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, whuh-oh
You might be thinking it's late we should go
And they ran out of chips

No, no, no
I can't even watch when she touches his hair
And I've watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear we'll get our party now
One candy cane, please

A revenge party!
A party that ends with lions in a Roman arena

She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

Ho, ho, ho, candy cane gram for Shane Omen

She gets everything

And one for Cady Heron

She gets everything

Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco

Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco

And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

Who sent that?

Aw, it's from

Regina! Regina! Regina!

Thanks for being a such a great best friend

Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute
I mean, gimme it
I mean okay, well, if you and Regina are best friends now
You can be in charge of keeping all her secrets
For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you
'Cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them
And she's not really blonde, her natural color is dark blond
Also she told me she cheats on Aaron
Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep
But really, she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume

She makes him wear the costume?

No, they're both in the costume!
And I never told anybody because I'm such a good friend

It's a revenge party
A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike
A revenge party
With your two best friends
It's like a party and revenge it's what it's like

A party with revenge is what it's like
A party with revenge is what it's like
A party with revenge is what is like