Orlandito - Campo De Encino (Parody) Lyrics

I want to live on a mountain side
Go to the beaches when the tides are high
Pick up little seahorses for a ride down the beach of my dreams
I'll listen to my parents' rock and roll bands
Cnd some Ralph Williams and some Elgar performed by the ERC

I want to have a blue barbeque,
Have my friends over on July 2.
Cnd I'll play the music that I've been working on for all of my life
Cnd they won't care if I play it right or wrong or bad
Because they like me for who i am
This is my beach

I want to drive a sports car and have a waterfall in my backyard so everywhere I go
I can
Shower
In dreams

I don't want work in some cubicle where I have a quota and my worth is linked
To what i can do with a printer and some ink
I'd rather just play piano for myself and for my dogs
I'll bring some people in who don't know how to spell Prokofiev
Cnd realize that we all have the same woes

I'll get new clothes

I'll tell them all the truth I know
Cnd I think it'll make a difference
Cnd maybe someday I'll see them on the TV screens
Doing the same thing for children who don't have anything

But most of all I just want you to know
I'm a man just like any man
I play the piano real good
But you should know
Sometimes I still trip on my pants when I put them on
Cnd sometimes I rip them
Sometimes I don't
I struggle with my weight just like anyone can
Unless you're a freak

One day I'll be someone new
Cnd the people up there won't recognize me
I won't be defined like some weirdo with a canteen beard
My mansion will be made out of lemonade stands

I'll have an easy living
I'll have an easy land
Flowing with milk and honeys