One year in testing contract signed
Two factor dongles all online
Forced install sent down the pipe
All employees start to gripe
Single system slowing down
Developer starts to poke around
System logs reveal absurd
New system logs username and password
Phones are ringing, emails flying
C I S O not replying
Black Hat's in Vegas he's on his way
When he lands there's hell to pay
Vendor finally takes a call
Debug version was installed
IT ready with a patch
One week needed for dispatch
Meanwhile users have discovered
That their passwords are recovered
Windows Systems autofill
Requested feature is fulfilled
Then there are the backup cards
2-F-A was just too hard
Pick a letter then another
Get to six login uncovered
Soon it was a daily quest
2-f-a's were being guessed
User name was all you'd need
With autofill you could succeed
Who would buy with all these quirks
Your federal dollars, hard at work