OverTyme Simms - I Got Fired Lyrics

What's going on with me
Lost my job today
Shout out to all the niggas that got fired
It ain't that I forgot where I put the shit

I ain't no job no more, shit
You know, I woke up this morning
I was supposed to go to work
I didn't find out

When HR called me, I didn't know what the f*ck to do
I didn't know if they was calling me to tell me I got promoted
Or they was finally about to give me my raise
As of today

I'm like, yeah, I'm about to get the raise
As of today
You are no longer employed at so-and-so public high school
Ain't that about a bitch

I've been, what the f*ck
F*ck that shit
Hit me up with my man
You know, we in the living room

You know, we counting money up, ready to go to the casino
I'm like, yeah
Got my ones
I got my fives

I got my quarters in my pocket
We about to go and win
You know, walking in with seven dollars
I'm walking out with zero

I'm not going out with that money
I'm a loser
Don't you know what they say
Two L's make a W

Nobody says that shit
Nobody says that shit
I promise you, I made this shit up just now
It was f*cked up because

When she called me
She was happy to speak to me
And I was like, okay, oh shit
But that's not how my phone rings

Because I got an iPhone
That's not it either
What the f*ck is the iPhone ringing
I don't know this shit

You know it
I answer the phone
Long story short, you don't know it
Yeah, you don't

It's like when you don't know a call
And you think I would save my job numbers in there
But I didn't
That Hennessy

I answer the phone
Hello
All sexy and shit
Hey, how's it going, Mr. Sims

Everything's good
I'm about to go
Hey, I'm feeling good
Well, we just want to let you know

As of today, you are no longer employed
But she said that
I just got laid
I don't know what else she might have said to me on the phone

But I know that I got fired