Owen E. - Dumb Again Lyrics

I can't remember a time I haven't lied
Down on the sheets and I'm not scrolling through my feed
But what do I see here? Another booty!
Oh my good, yip yip yip yippee
All these butts man, how can it be?
Welcome Owen E to the twenty first century
The most advanced race and we're ahead of the pace
Remember the old days when we posted our face?
Now don't get me wrong man, I'm not a big hater
I saw Sommer Ray man, I wish that I could date her
But wait a minute, what's her net worth?
Man, how does that work?
Now why didn't they teach me the value of the peach
When I was in school man, I'd probably be rich now
Instead I'm here and I'm scrolling through my feed
Wh lah-dee-dah here come an urge in me

Excuse me sir
Can you tell me where to go
I've lost my head
They said it's over there
And now I'm lost again
Smart phone wound up dead
And now I'm dumb again
Oh no, where's my phone please ma'am?
Excuse me sir
Can you tell me where to go
I've lost my head
They said it's over there
And now I'm lost again
Smart phone wound up dead
And now I'm dumb again
Oh no, where's my phone please ma'am?

So now I'm red faced, didn't see it going this way
Video games are cool now? I never thought I'd see the day
But here we go again, a kid on twitch
I think his name is Samurai he talks like a little bitch
And now I'm watching Jana, I
Just blew stuff up with Tannerite
A girl just blew a banana, why?
Clout?
What's that man? And STD?
Welcome Owen E to the twenty first century
I've lost my motherf*cking mind, I've lost my f*cking mind
Reality's a bore to me, I'd rather go online
I know it's a tragedy, a tragedy of mine
My mind's stuck, f*ck, I've done this rhyme five times
So back to the punch line, more power in my palm
Than the computers they used to send Buzz to the moon
Well that's devine but I don't really care mom
Just let me be with Uber Eats I'm chilling in my room

Excuse me sir
Can you tell me where to go
I've lost my head
They said it's over there
And now I'm lost again
Smart phone wound up dead
And now I'm dumb again
Oh no, where's my phone please ma'am?
Excuse me sir
Can you tell me where to go
I've lost my head
They said it's over there
And now I'm lost again
Smart phone wound up dead
And now I'm dumb again
Oh no, where's my phone please ma'am?

Scrolling through my phone 'cause I'm
Addicted
Double tap photos 'cause I'm
Addicted
Pornhub I'm alone 'cause I'm
Addicted
Hey, what hit you in the head last night?
A dick did.
You're an asshole

Excuse me sir
Can you tell me where to go
I've lost my head
They said it's over there
And now I'm lost again
Smart phone wound up dead
And now I'm dumb again
Oh no, where's my phone please ma'am?
Excuse me sir
Can you tell me where to go
I've lost my head
They said it's over there
And now I'm lost again
Smart phone wound up dead
And now I'm dumb again
Oh no, where's my phone please ma'am?