Paul Whiteman - Youre An Old Smoothie Lyrics

I have a sad story to tell you.
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of ...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
[This chorus is repeated after every verse.]

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend.
Her antics are queer I'll admit.
Each time I say,