The Peawees - My 1st Problem Lyrics

In my bed now i remember
Some of my mother's stories
She used to tell me when i was so sad
I was young f*cking young
But i can't forget it
What was happening under my pants

Little boy, don't be so sad
'cause now it's time to be a man
These the words my mommy said
The day i pissed in my bed