Protest The Hero - Sex Tapes Lyrics

Here's looking at you, kid!
It was gonna leak eventually,
So eventually it did

And bad news travels fast, I think
In minutes half the country will be stiff inside their pants

All the editors are hard, and all the journalists are wet, and all the boys are jerkin' off in private on the internet

The manager is sweating, parents smoking cigarettes

it doesn't matter, if the vision flatters, it's the nudity and that much is understood,(That much is understood) and it better be good

cause she looks hungry on that tape
yeah she looks starving on that limelight

In that sickly green, she might have been a girl I know or a place I've seen

All the editors are hard, and all the journalists are wet, and all the boys are jerkin' off in private on the internet

between the sweat and the silhouette, between the drink and the regret, have your fill but don't forget everyone's naked somewhere on the internet

The Jonas generation's got rings wrapped around their dicks
The whole world waits with patience for one them boys to slip

Reflected, directed by one simple fact
Be careful what you're looking at because it might be looking back

In that sickly green, she might have been a girl I know or a place I've seen

A fantasy I've foreseen
Get it up, get it off online, get it up, get it on, get it off online

[Thanks to Arcanenation7 for correcting these lyrics]