Puscifer - C*ntry Boner (Dirty Robot Mix) Lyrics

[Maynard:]
F*cked Dolly Parton
F*cked Loretta Lynn
F*cked Barbara Mandrell
And f*cked all of her kin

I've f*cked Danny Pearl
I f*cked Elvis Presley's little girl
I f*cked the Judds

[Paz:] You f*cked the Judds?
[Maynard:] Hell yeah!

My c*ntry boner, it won't go down

[Maynard & Paz:]
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry boner, it won't go down

[Chorus]

[Paz:]
I f*cked Willie Nelson
I f*cked him deep inside
I f*cked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I f*cked Dwight Yoakum

[Maynard:] Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him
[Paz:] I f*cked the Judds!
[Maynard:] You f*cked the Judds?

Group... sex [x3]
Our c*ntry boners, they won't go down

F*cked Alabama
F*cked the Oak Ridge Boys
F*cked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I f*cked the cast of Hee-Haw
I f*cked Glen Campbell, f*cked him on a see-saw

Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I f*cked his big white ass
I can't help it....

[Chorus]