Python Monty - I Like Chineese Lyrics

The world to day seems absolutly crackers
with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
theres fools and idiots sitting on the train
Its depressing, and its sensless, and thats why

I like Chineese
I like Chineese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're always friendly, and ready to please

I like Chineese
I like Chineese
There's 900 million of them in the world today
You better learn to like them thats what I say

I like Chineese
I like Chineese
They come from a long way overseas
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please

I like Chineese food
The waiters are never rude
Think of the many things they've done to impress
There's Maoism, Dowism, Eching and chess

I like Chineese
I like Chineese
I like their tiny little treats
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze

I like Chineese thoughts
The wisdom that Confucious taught
If Darwin has anything to shout about
The Chineese were survivors, without any doubt

So, I like Chineese
I like Chineese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please

--All together now--

While I jump around
While I jump around
While I jump around
{unknown Chineese?}

I like Chineese
I like Chineese
Their food is gaurenteed to please
{again! Unknown Chineese}
I like Chineese
I like Chineese
I like their tiny little treats
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze
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