I told my mom it's over
That's how you know it is
Take one last joyride, in the sports car you think makes you look so sick
I'll drop it at your parent's house
(Where you live)
First thing in the morning
But tonight I'm going out, take your car and my freedom for a spin
This is a citywide alert
To all the girls of LA
If you see this man
Run the other way
I'm finally breathing
Got your weight off of my chest
I'm done being embarrassed
Somebody alert the press!
That I'm finally living
Making up for time wasted
Finally back to me again
Somebody alert the press!
Alert the media
We're gonna celebrate tonight
At my favorite bar
I'm wearing something short and tight
Haven't been back here, since you got kicked out from a fight
(And you lost)
Not much of a fighter, but real good at killing the vibe
I'm sorry I boosted your ego
Sorry that we ever met
Sorry I gave you my time and-
Built up all your confidence (Built your confidence)
This is a nationwide apology
To all the girls out there
I'm sorry that he's on the loose
Be careful out there
I'm finally breathing
Got your weight off of my chest
I'm done being embarrassed
Somebody alert the press!
That I'm finally living
Making up for time wasted
Finally back to me again
Somebody alert the press!
I'm so sorry to the girls of LA
Hope they're smarter than I was and stay far away (Far away)
But just in case, I'm hanging posters of your face
I wrote, "Ladies if you see this man, run the other way!"
I'm finally breathing
Got your weight off of my chest
I'm done being embarrassed
Somebody alert the press!
That I'm finally living (Finally living)
Making up for time wasted
Finally back to me again
Somebody alert the press!
Alert the press