The right honourable is on the floor
Watch him dance and hear the truth
He's right and he is honourable
He'll shake his stuff just for you
He changed his mind again
The minister is on the box
He'll swing his things from left to right
The minister is in your room
Turn on the charm, turn off the lights
He lost his pants again
Straighten his tie again
Straighten his hair again
Straighten the crooked statesman
The leader tips toes on the edge
Watch him skip to middle ground
Oh what an agile mind
One day he'll make his mother proud
He wants your vote again
The politician's in the house
With his privileged point of view
The greatest tail ever told
He'll spin his story just for you
He lost his script again
Straighten his tie again
Straighten his hair again
Straighten the crooked statesman