Panache Always Bro - I Want My Body Back Lyrics

I looked in the mirror and what did I see
A big fat gut down to my knee
So what do I do eat less food
No way has I have to be in the mood
Even if I could it's unlikely that I would

I'm too fat I want my body back

So I went to the Gym with my mate Tim
I saw the instructor "Get Hey Mate"!
He said try some weights do some curls
Hey! what's a curl? Ok! I'll give it a whirl
Biceps began to ache that's it for me mate

I'm too fat I want my body back

So I hopped on the treadmill full of inspiration
Determined to be soaked in perspiration
Didn't take long before I had my fill
Found a chair and began to chill
I feel like a dill, maybe I'll just take a pill

I'm too fat I want my body back

Ah! the bench press in no time I was a mess
And totally depressed
What about the rowing machine? Perfect! so I sat down with a cup of Ovaltine

I'm too fat I want my body back

Thought I better have one more try and found a mat and did a few sit ups but fell asleep on my back dreaming of Not being fat
When to the locker found my Ocker
Get hey Tim looks like I'll never be slim

I'm too fat I want my body back

Back at home no more dreaming of some body tone
No need to moan television on my favourite show
Beer and chips in my hand isn't this just grand

I'm too fat I want my body back (fade out)