Pansy Division - Jack U Off Lyrics

If you're looking for somewhere to go

Can take you to the movie show

We can sit way in the back

And I'll Jack U Off

Can't give you everything you want

But I can take you to a restaurant

And if you're not hungry

I'll Jack U Off

If you're tired of masturbating

Come aboard we can go on a date and

If you like

I'll Jack U Off

Your man ain't no good

Come on over to my neighborhood

We can jump on in the sack

And I'll Jack U Off

I'll Jack U Off

Jack U Off

I'll Jack U Off

Jack U Off

I'll Jack U Off

I only do it for a worthy cause

You're gonna wanna give me applause

You'll have an instant heart attack

If I Jack U Off

If you really want to be a star

We gotta do it in your Mama's car

Make it in a Cadillac

I'll Jack U Off

I know where we can go

Do a little fellatio

Or if that's too much

I'll Jack U Off

I'll Jack U Off

Jack U Off

I'll Jack U Off

Jack U Off

I'll Jack U Off

Even if you're chicken baby, come here

If you're good I'll even let you steer

As a matter of fact

You can Jack Me Off

I'll Jack U Off

I'll Jack U Off