Teenager problems, they love depression
They need attention on the internet
Teenager problems, they are so special
So f*cking special you can call them literally braindead
Teenager problems, they love their smartphones
They're spending their time on Instagram
Teenager problems, so f*cking retarded
So f*cking abnormal, they're really dumb
Do not give them ambulances
Or nuclear reactors
Do not give them real weapons
Or we'll all just f*cking die
Do not let them talk to people
The society will crumble
Do not let them teach your children
They will mess them up for life
Looks like their mothers were chugging Windex
When they were pregnant with those sick f*cks
And other relatives were using hammers
To help them grow up so extremely dumb
Hey normal people, could you please hear me
You see those goblins - you shoot on sight
Hey normal people burn all those skinny jeans
Or better do not - so the can't multiply, they can't multiply
Do not give them ambulances
Or nuclear reactors
Do not give them real weapons
Or we'll all just f*cking die
Do not let them talk to people
The society will crumble
Do not let them teach your children
They will mess them up for life