Pastime - A Hopeless Man's Guide Lyrics

A simple rejection
He wouldn't accept
A life long commitment
Sat down on her left
A little less subtle
She didn't expect
A sense of dark humor
Was suddenly wrecked

He woke up that morning
Having overslept
Don't bother making his hair
A date must be met
A flower and a fresh drink
She leans away from his stink
And they stay uncomfortably numb

But hey
Just wait

If only he had looked a little more kept
She would have given him the time except
Her sense of preservation was suddenly wrecked
And they were both in for a night of regret

But hey
Do you think you can say
What you're thinking today
What you're thinking today

It's half past the hour and you hoped to be bedded now
Don't know what to say you just wish to be headed out
This ain't your scene you're just here for a quick debate
Talk to yourself cuz you know you can't score a date
I'm thinking that it's not your night
Try again

A simple rejection
He wouldn't accept
A life long commitment
Sat down on her left
A flower and a fresh drink
She leans away from his stink
And they stay uncomfortably numb

But hey
Do you think you can say
What you're thinking today
What you're thinking today

It's half past the hour and you hoped to be bedded now
Don't know what to say I just wish to be headed out
It's not your scene you're just here for a quick debate
Talk to yourself
Cuz you know you can't score a date
I'm thinking it's not your night
Try again