Pastime - Purely Hypothetical Lyrics

Hypothetically speaking
Could I lean in just a few more inches
Before you move away
And head back to the guy who's pulling the punches
And hypothetically speaking
Could you ask me how damn good you look tonight
Cause you sure as hell do
And I want to let you know
I'm just too scared to tell you without prompt

I see myself in your rear view mirror
As you drive away
I honestly
Think I notice our eyes connect
It's prob'ly in my head
Like when I heard you said
Hey
I love you
But as a friend
But I didn't hear the as a friend part
I thought I figured you out
Thought I figured you out
Thought I figured you out

S-O-L
S-O-B
S-O-L

Hypothetically speaking
Could you let me know
Before he kicks my ass
And pathetically speaking
Could you tell that dick
To make it fast

Cause all I want is time with you
And I'm sure he'll understand it too
Cuz after all he was once in my shoes
And he stretched them out alot
Making it pretty tough for me to fit

S-O-L
S-O-B
S-O-L

Cuz I'll follow you to the ends of the earth
If you let me
And I'll throw my jacket across the dirt
If you catch me
Cuz all I want is for you to have someone that makes you happy
It doesn't have to be me
But God knows I want it to be