Lay down on the bed, baby, zip up your jeans
It's Saturday night, you're goin' out with me
Truck is gassed up, drop the mud off the seats
My wallet's filled up with cash that I don't need
Yippee-ki-yi-yi-yo
Yippee-ki-yi-yo
Yippee-ki-yi-yi-yo
Smokin' Lavender Jones
You can stash me in your pocket, baby, take me to town
Wait until sunset and pass me around
I'm your favorite flavor when you're feelin' bound
We're either goin' to jail or we're passin' out
Yippee-ki-yi-yi-yo
Yippee-ki-yi-yo
Yippee-ki-yi-yi-yo
Smokin' Lavender Jones
If you go to Colorado, smoke the Rocky Mountain way
If you go to California, smoke with hippies in the bay
And if you go to Texas, heads up
It's a long way from legal, don't give up
Yippee-ki-yi-yi-yo
Yippee-ki-yi-yo
Yippee-ki-yi-yi-yo
Just smokin' Lavender Jones
Smokin' Lavender Jones