Hey now Matcha
Oh my Matcha
He will punch you
In the crotcha
Bing ! Bang! Slam!
Your in a jam
He will slug you
In the ham
Matcha Man
What a fool
He will smack you
In the jewels
He's exciting
He's no dud
He only lives
To smash your pud
Hey now Matcha
Oh my Matcha
He will punch you
In the crotcha
He'll make sure
Of his footing
Then he'll kick you
In your pudding
And your cookies
And your hosey
He'll pummel them
Pink and Rosey
And just when you
Are on the mend
Again he'll crush
Your little friends
Hey now Matcha
Oh my Matcha
He will punch you
In the crotcha
Bing ! Bang! Slam!
Your in a jam
He will slug you
In the ham
Paul Hansen - Matcha Man Lyrics
Paul Hansen - Matcha Man Lyrics
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Hey now Matcha
Oh my Matcha
He will punch you
In the crotcha
Bing ! Bang! Slam!
Your in a jam
He will slug you
In the ham
Matcha Man
What a fool
He will smack you
In the jewels
He's exciting
He's no dud
He only lives
To smash your pud
Hey now Matcha
Oh my Matcha
He will punch you
In the crotcha
He'll make sure
Of his footing
Then he'll kick you
In your pudding
And your cookies
And your hosey
He'll pummel them
Pink and Rosey
And just when you
Are on the mend
Again he'll crush
Your little friends
Hey now Matcha
Oh my Matcha
He will punch you
In the crotcha
Bing ! Bang! Slam!
Your in a jam
He will slug you
In the ham
Oh my Matcha
He will punch you
In the crotcha
Bing ! Bang! Slam!
Your in a jam
He will slug you
In the ham
Matcha Man
What a fool
He will smack you
In the jewels
He's exciting
He's no dud
He only lives
To smash your pud
Hey now Matcha
Oh my Matcha
He will punch you
In the crotcha
He'll make sure
Of his footing
Then he'll kick you
In your pudding
And your cookies
And your hosey
He'll pummel them
Pink and Rosey
And just when you
Are on the mend
Again he'll crush
Your little friends
Hey now Matcha
Oh my Matcha
He will punch you
In the crotcha
Bing ! Bang! Slam!
Your in a jam
He will slug you
In the ham
Writer: Paul Hansen
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