Poor Little Heisey Video (MV)

Teeny beany Heisey was a poor little lad
Stuck in an orphanage is why he was sad
The Coffee Nib Home for wayward beans
Bitterness and anger is all he would glean
Poor little beanie
And all that you've seeny
Your scared and your teeny
And everyone's so meany
Poor little beanie
And all that you've seeny
Trickey Dicky Doubly was Heisey's best friend
Together the rules Oh how they'd bend
But Dickey stole his girl, betrayed him in end
A wound that would fester and would never mend
Now Heisenbean's been scarred by Dicky the taker
For he robbed his love
He stole Jeanie Quaker
Poor little beany
You've lost your queeny
Dickey the weeny
He grabbed your Jeanie
Poor little beany
You've lost your queeny
Now Heisenbean's no longer a boy
Twisted and dark void of all joy
Now your a Chemist and a Mad Scientist
Bitter, stale and angry
And prone to long fits
Heisenbean you still are so green
You've never been roasted
Alone since a teen
So your revenge you'll serve it up cold
Blaming Dick Doubly from what I've been told
You'll use all your might to make him a confessor
But in the end you'll
Turn him into
A Distresser
Poor little beany
And all that you've seeny
Your scared and your teeny
And now you're so meany
Stuck in your lab
You Mad Scientist
Your bitter and stale
The pun and the gist