Pelican Music Stuff - You Have the Wrong Phone! Lyrics

Warning negligence and abuse
Demi used these words
Sometimes they're actually true

Your phones at 1%
You're extremely negligent
And though you blame and you project
The Diva says
"Don't Start Now"

I'm a Mac and not a PC
Please don't sex or eat me
You have the wrong phone!
AC/DC
Please don't sex or eat me
I just want to be left alone
Not leftovers

Please just plug in the phone
You don't really want to win this
These mixed messages are wrong
God is Love and so is song

You have the wrong phone!
15%, you're extremely negligent
It's exclaimating red
But I could go all night

All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't be comcasted again
Warning, warning, it's going to be boring

If I had a phone jack
I'd have a rap
But I'd like a Mac
Let's get to Steve Jobs work on this

Your phones at 50%
It's glowing red,
You're extremely negligent
Warning, warning it's going to be boring

I'm a Mac and not a PC
Please don't sex or eat me
You have the wrong phone!
AC/DC
Pull out and release me
Venus, Mars, and Candy Bars
Where is the Electricity?
You have the wrong phone!

I'm a Mac and not a PC
Please don't sex or eat me
You have the wrong phone!
AC/DC
Pull out and release me
Venus, Mars, and Candy Bars
Where is the Electricity?

All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't be comcasted again

I'm a Mac and not a PC
Please don't sex or eat me
You have the wrong phone!
AC/DC
Pull out and release me
Venus, Mars, and Candy Bars
Where is the Electricity?

You have the Wrong Phone!