[ Featuring the Prefects ]
I'm sorry Harry Potter
I said things that were wrong
But I never bothered
To personally make my apologies
So I'm doing it now
No I won't wait any longer
I'm sorry Harry Potter
I tainted your name, called you a liar
A liar who self-servingly told stories
But you spoke honestly
Even clear back to the goblet of fire
Thanks to Trelawney's prophesy
You landed a target on your forehead
And your enemy
He wouldn't sleep until you were long dead
Infant celebrity, the critics all watching
You battling the dark lord
On top of puberty
That's lots to deal with as a teenager
And so I say I'm sorry
I'm sorry Harry Potter
Your Nimbus 2000 bit that whomper
That whomper crushed your broom into bits to toothpicks
But it's okay because your firebolt is faster and stronger
I'm sorry Harry Potter
That Hedwig got caught in cross fire
Cross fire took your sanctuary only peace
When stuck with the Dursleys
But that won't be the last time you see her
I'm sorry Harry Potter
That Voldy killed your mom and your father
Your father never got to raise his boy his joy
Before your home was destroyed
But I'm sure he'd be proud of his little Potter
Thanks to Trelawney's prophesy
You landed a target on your forehead
And your enemy
He wouldn't sleep until you were long dead
Infant celebrity, the critics all watching
You battling the dark lord
On top of puberty
That's lots to deal with as a teenager
And so I say I'm sorry
