I want a life like the Sims!
I wanna see a plumbob
I wanna do your dishes, baby!
I want you to be god
Ever since I was a child
I had all of these dreams
All these twisted fantasies
I lived on my LCD screen
Removing ladders from the pools
I watched my victims drown
I buried my love's husband
And married her myself
I stole their giant mansion
Way up on the hill
I didn't want their kids around
So I gave them up to the state
I want a life like the Sims!
I wanna see a plumbob
I wanna do your dishes, baby!
I want you to be god
I can get anything I want
If I just try hard enough
Persistence is the key to life
Well, other than Rosebud
If I show up to work
I know I'll get a raise
And if we flirt long enough
I know we're gonna woo-hoo!
Everybody will be my friend
If I'm not an ass
I can do whatever I want
Without consequence!
I want a life like the Sims!
I wanna see a plumbob
I wanna do your dishes, baby!
I want you to be god
But here I am
And it's not the same, it's not the same
But here I am
And I'm alone again, alone again
I just wanna find love
I just wanna have friends
I just want a job
I want a life like the Sims!
I want a life like the Sims!
I wanna see a plumbob
I wanna do your dishes, baby!
I want you to be god