Peter Sivo - The National Association of Virgins Lyrics

You keep telling me if I love you
Oh, I've got to show you
Well, I've heard that line so many times before
You're not gonna score
I'm telling you, you're going nowhere
Can't you see my big red button with the words that say

I'm a paid-up charter member of Chapter Thirty-Five
Of the National Association of Virgins certified, certified
Yeah, I'm proud to be a member of Chapter Thirty-Five of the
National Association of Virgins certified, certified
Certified, certified

Playing around with my equipment, that is all I'll let you do
Until you make the big commitment, no free samples for you

I'm not telling you I don't want to
Oh, that would be lying
But I want you to know when the right man comes around
I'm gonna put it all down
I'm saving it all just for one man
I'll throw away my big red button with the words that say

I'm a paid-up charter member of Chapter Thirty-Five
Of the National Association of Virgins certified, certified

Yeah, I'm proud to be a member of Chapter Thirty-Five of the
National Association of Virgins certified, certified
Certified, certified

Playing around with my equipment, that is all I'll let you do
Until you make the big commitment, no free samples for you

I'm a paid-up charter member of Chapter Thirty-Five
Of the National Association of Virgins certified, certified
Yeah, I'm proud to be a member of Chapter Thirty-Five of the
National Association of Virgins certified, certified
Certified, certified

Yeah, I'm proud to be a member of Chapter Thirty-Five of the
National Association of Virgins certified, certified
Certified, certified