I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home. He said he
liked to do it backwards and I said that's just fine with me. That way we
can f*ck and watch TV. It was four a.m. and the light was grey like it
always is in paperbacks. He asked if I liked playing jacks. I told him I
was good to sixes, but all hell broke loose after that. I told him I knew
Julia Roberts when I was twelve at summer camp. We didn't say anything
after that. I dropped him off and I drove on home cause secretly, I'm timid