They ask me if I spit I say I dibble dabble
I don't scribble babble
I'm a poet you should know that these riddles rattle
The brittle minds of these cattle
They got a little waggle when they're sitting on the tip with a bit of straddle
Not committing crimes but I carry, come get a saddle
Just fit it on my spine, get it crackin', we'll hit Seattle
Splitting up the lines into tallies and quitting Scrabble
I'm hitting on some nines before I'm married, don't tittle tattle
OK maybe I'm lying
Won't be swimming, get me a paddle
She's sipping on the wine
Got her grinning, she wanna skedaddle
Hey I don't wanna skedaddle but
Maybe later we will meet and mingle
Cause you know that we'd be dating if your seat was single
Sitting in our lil retreat that's complete with shingles
And unless the kids are sweet, gonna meet with Kringle
We'll forbid 'em each treats, no more feeding sprinkles
We may need to cease beats, we'll delete the jingle
We'll get rid of beach suites, no more feet to tingle
I still wanna beek heat, let me eat your Pringle
I'd hate it if you cheat, don't want peace to wrinkle
I need a couple mates to go on double dates with
Have a chuckle over plates, say a couple graces
She just wanna cuddle, take a couple bases
I'm tryna keep it subtle that I don't be slugging great hits
Plus I did some drugs I'm on the Hubble spaceship
So I'm sluggish like a bug is in a mug of molasses
Your face is second to none
While mine has a shade like my neck in the sun
When the time the charade you've erected is done
Hit the line you evade unless you're begging for fun
Are you blind, are you faded, are you petty or dumb?
You've been eyeing me like Brady checking down from the gun
I'm not trying to be shady or go wrecking your slum
But the signs you're my lady have been pecking my thumb
Aw jeez, she's a breeze, someone help me up
Yelling please on my knees, she's the healthiest
Tend to freeze when they tease and oh well she was
Cause those C's got degrees like Celsius
You know that I was shook when you hooked my line
Tatted up in the chucks, how you struck my eye
I was stuck, what is up? Chat it up inside
Saying stuff off the cuff, had it on my mind
You look, you look
Girl you look so fine
Make a man's arm weak when your hands on mine
With your pants on fleek and your glance on sly
Don't cancel me for the trance your eyes
Are enchanting miss I can't dismiss or lie
I'm in shambles, damn you're random all the time
You command the land, don't strand me, please reply
This the anthem, stand up, dance, you can't be chanting I'm handsome
I'll be planning the tandem, I'll be granting finances
I'll be handing out memorandums
At the point when it seems he'll be joining the fandom
Though it may be disappointing Danny's pulling a phantom
I'm gone