Floating down the river with a guitar
Got a 12-pack on my floaty, pretending to be a pirate
Cannonballing cliffs, trying to catch fish
Getting a sunburn, my poor tattoos are peeling
Dive down below, this water's a healing
All my wounds
Been a long day, now the sun's coming down
No more bodies are hanging around
Now it's just me and I'm as drunk as can be
I need a ride home
Or maybe not
I'll sleep on this floaty
Perched on a rock
I'm the king of the rock