[ Featuring Carr ]
I walk in the door and she tells me what's going on
Her mom is coming over so I should go mow the lawn
But there are certain things she knows to keep to herself
Because it's bad for my health
The neighbor came around and he had a nasty thing to say
Said you better watch out, he's a member of the NRA
Well that's the type of thing she knows to keep to herself
Because it's bad for my health
She went and took the bullets out of my gun
She says when you get like this your no fun
She says you get so hot that your just melt
She saying she just worries for my health
