PIMPLES MARMALADE - Fletch (Remaster) Lyrics

Here's the story of my friend fletch
The first time I met him
He showed me his ass
Everytime I'm with him is a mess
That's why I love hanging around with fletch
When he laughs he sounds like a horse
He laughs even harder when things get worse
Put some vinegar on your steak
Push some cider down your neck

My friend fletch is a mess!
My friend fletch is a mess!
My friend fletch is a mess!

F*ck me I had too many pints
I better stop or I'll get blind
I see, idon't need any test
When it's time to party
You're the best
Mum always told me beware of him
Keep this way and you'll get sick
But I never listened and turned her my back
'Cause the only one I trust is my friend fletch

My friend fletch is a mess!
My friend fletch is a mess!
My friend fletch is a mess!