The Pink 50's - Jenifer Has a Wiener Lyrics

Someone's starting rumors, in the school
Someone's starting rumors, that's not cool
Kids are saying things, that's so obscene
Kids are saying things, that's so mean
People say this school, is getting weirder
People in this school say that Jenifer has a wiener
Someone's starting rumors, that's not true
Why pick on Jenifer, what did she do?
Jenifer's unique, yet so slender
Never came to mind that she was transgender
English class, write up a thesis
Some dumbass wrote that Jenifer has a penis
So what if she does?
I don't care
Picking on Jenifer is so unfair
So what if she does?
It's none of my business
Only thing I wanna know, is who started this?
I don't care if she does or not
Why are people saying that Jenifer has a cock?
Sticks and stones, break your bones
Words hurt more when it's through our phones
Thinking you're cool, because you're in a clique
Starting rumors about someone, who don't deserve it
People like that just make me sick
Saying Jenifer's got a dick, makes you the dick!
Someone got their ass beat in the school
For saying stupid shit that wasn't cool
Jenifer found out who was saying stupid shit
Found out who it was and kicked him in the dick
I don't know if she did or not
It's still not cool to say that Jenifer's got a cock!
Jenifer's got a wiener
Jeni got a boner
Jenifer's got a cock
Jeni's got a wiener
Not true!