PJ Fine - Applebees Gift Card Lyrics

You said you're not ready
For anything too real
And I said okay I get it
But we were clearly broken
So I ended it
Then I saw a picture
Of you with someone new
And the caption it said
Here's to a year
What the f*ck
We just broke up
I would've given you my kidneys
Just like I gave you my heart
But you gave me an Applebee's gift card for my birthday
Thank you babe I guess
My therapist hates you really it's true
And most days I forget about you
Whenever I think that I miss you
I remind myself when my cat died
And you told me it was just a cat
But I don't wish you any bad
There must've been a lot of that
For you to turn out how you did
I would've given you my kidneys
Just like I gave you my heart
But I gave that Applebee's gift card that you gave me
To a homeless man
And I do still hope you're happy
Just really really really really far away from me
But I gave that Applebee's gift card that you gave me
To a homeless man
He was nicer to me than you
I hope he got apps and desserts too