PJ Fine - Fuckboy Number One Lyrics

You watch my story
You don't text me back
I'm super funny
You like my thirst trap
You watch my story
You don't text me back
I'm super funny
You like my ass
Tell me you're too tired to see me
You don't want a girlfriend
But if you had one it would be me
F*ckboy number one
You're the worst one I've done
I let you be the meanest to me
Told me your secrets
You grabbed me and kissed me
My ex saw us one night
He said I looked happy
Was looking for something
But then I found you
I always stayed over
But I never slept next to you
F*ckboy number one
F*ckboy number one
Only in it for the sex
But you eat pussy the best
I was excited to go to the party
You bailed on me to do your laundry
Buy me a bottle of brand new detergent
To clean off this makeup that wasn't worth it
You took me to bars now I try to avoid them
I bike past your street thinking hope I don't see him
The condom broke
That one night in summer
You got an Uber
I deleted your number
F*ckboy number one
F*ckboy number
Only in it for the sex
But you eat pussy the best
You're so good at cooking up excuses
You're so good at burning up my time
You're so good at cooking up excuses
You should open a restaurant and try
To do something that you are good at
Maybe there'd be something that I'd try
You're so good at cooking up excuses
They should call you f*ckboyardee
Chef f*ckboyardee