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PLBSLC - Poop Dollar (Remastered) Lyrics



PLBSLC - Poop Dollar (Remastered) Lyrics
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It was not long after nine at the Fiji house
The commons floor was shaking
Once I'd had a drink or two
Plus some of Tina's barbecue
My asshole was surely quaking
I ran upstairs to use the loo
I nearly blew that toilet into two
But then once I looked around
There was no TP to be found
So I only had one thing to do
Not just one dollar
Not even two
It was a five dollar bill covered in poo
Wiped my ass once
Twice
And then I wiped it thrice
With the dollar bill that saved me in the loo
What's a guy supposed to do with a dollar bill
Covered in his feces
It's not right to throw away
You might need a buck one day
Twas a quandary fit for Archimedes
I couldn't keep it, that was for sure
The stench was far too pungent to ignore
So I took a look around
Then I tossed it on the ground
It was not my problem anymore
Not just one dollar
Not even two
It was a five dollar bill covered in poo
Wiped my ass once
Twice
And then I wiped it thrice
With the dollar bill that saved me in the loo
Maybe pooping on the floor is apathetic
But try to place yourself into my shoes
You could take a page from Caleb Key or Rasmus
Cause your dignity is all you've got to lose
Where that dollar bill is now I may never know
But I hope you've learned a lesson
If you see it on the ground
Hand it off to Noah Brown
Cause he'd like to start a poop collection
Not just one dollar
Not even two
It was a five dollar bill covered in poo
Wiped my ass once
Twice
And then I wiped it thrice
With the dollar bill that saved me in the loo
Not just one dollar
Not even two
It was a five dollar bill covered in poo
Take my advice
Don't think twice
It's a noble sacrifice
And if you were me you'd use that dollar too
With the dollar bill that saved me in the loo
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It was not long after nine at the Fiji house
The commons floor was shaking
Once I'd had a drink or two
Plus some of Tina's barbecue
My asshole was surely quaking
I ran upstairs to use the loo
I nearly blew that toilet into two
But then once I looked around
There was no TP to be found
So I only had one thing to do
Not just one dollar
Not even two
It was a five dollar bill covered in poo
Wiped my ass once
Twice
And then I wiped it thrice
With the dollar bill that saved me in the loo
What's a guy supposed to do with a dollar bill
Covered in his feces
It's not right to throw away
You might need a buck one day
Twas a quandary fit for Archimedes
I couldn't keep it, that was for sure
The stench was far too pungent to ignore
So I took a look around
Then I tossed it on the ground
It was not my problem anymore
Not just one dollar
Not even two
It was a five dollar bill covered in poo
Wiped my ass once
Twice
And then I wiped it thrice
With the dollar bill that saved me in the loo
Maybe pooping on the floor is apathetic
But try to place yourself into my shoes
You could take a page from Caleb Key or Rasmus
Cause your dignity is all you've got to lose
Where that dollar bill is now I may never know
But I hope you've learned a lesson
If you see it on the ground
Hand it off to Noah Brown
Cause he'd like to start a poop collection
Not just one dollar
Not even two
It was a five dollar bill covered in poo
Wiped my ass once
Twice
And then I wiped it thrice
With the dollar bill that saved me in the loo
Not just one dollar
Not even two
It was a five dollar bill covered in poo
Take my advice
Don't think twice
It's a noble sacrifice
And if you were me you'd use that dollar too
With the dollar bill that saved me in the loo
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Writer: Harrison Speed
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Performed By: PLBSLC
Language: English
Length: 3:10
Written by: Harrison Speed
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