Podunk Arkansas - Dust the Bowl Lyrics

P Funk's in the house with the big fat beat
I got the biggest bass on the whole damn street
Smoke a fat bowl when I'm jammin' the box
That ain't a bomb, that's my Magnavox
I'm at the three point line, I'll dunk you in the basket
Mother f*cker, I'mma put you in a casket
So bad that I'm hung like a hose
When I go to take a leak I gotta stand on my toes
My homie G-Thai is a mother f*ckin' gonner
'Cause he broke into my house, and stole my marijuana
When I find the mother f*cker I'mma slap him like a hoe
Go ballistic on his ass like G.I.-Joe
Kick his f*ckin jaw straight into his ass
So he's shootin' out teeth every time he has gas
I go crazy every time I get mad
But the f*cker stole buds straight outta my pad
My bong is big like a telephone pole
Hit the f*ckin' pipe, we ain't done with the bowl

Done with the bowl, we ain't done with the bowl
Done with the bowl, we ain't done with the bowl
Done with the bowl, we ain't done with the bowl
Hit the f*ckin' pipe, we ain't done with the bowl

Skunky monkey, I'm a funky junky
Ben and Jerry's bust a Chunky Monkey
All the hoes in the house know I'm a bad-ass f*ck
Yeah, I got a f*ckin' dick you can suck
Hey there Humpty, don't ya know me
I'm Obi-One like Ben Kenobi
All the suckas wanna pinch my skunk
I'll beat your ass down like a f*ckin' punk
P-Funk's in the house with a fresh new rhyme
Kickin' that shit cold all of the time
Smoke a lot of joints 'cause it's good for the soul
Hit the f*ckin' pipe, we ain't done with the bowl

Done with the bowl, we ain't done with the bowl
Done with the bowl, we ain't done with the bowl
Done with the bowl, we ain't done with the bowl
Hit the f*ckin' pipe, we ain't done with the bowl

Bass, bass, I got more bass
I got more bass than Aunt Jemima's got pancakes
It's a podunk, mother f*ckin' cole slaw
Light me up a joint to be pleasin' my jaw
Chillin' in the bathroom spankin' my chicken
I'll give your ass dick like Charles Dickens
My Pinto's all gree with a fat-ass motor
Get off the couch, get me a soda
I'll pimp your ass like Charlie Chan
I'll f*ck your shit up because I can
Hickory dickory dickory dock
I bust fat jams all around the clock
When the clock strikes one I jump out the sack
Start bustin' out, give you heart attack
Jump in my wheels get ready to roll
Your momma looks like a stanky troll
Hit the f*ckin pipe, we ain't done with the bowl

Done with the bowl, we ain't done with the bowl
Done with the bowl, we ain't done with the bowl
Done with the bowl, we ain't done with the bowl
Hit the f*ckin' pipe, we ain't done with the bowl