I'm scrolling through my phone it's a digital spree
Got my coffee in hand it's just my swipe and me
Profiles full of filters and some wild bio claims
One guy's into skydiving another plays no games
He says he loves long walks but only on the beach
And then there's Mr "PT" with his "I'm here to teach"
But when we meet for dinner he orders just a salad
Said he's on a cleanse man that's not what I had valid!
Swipe right swipe right oh what a scene
Dating apps are wild if you know what I mean
Swipe right swipe right it's a crazy ride
With unexpected twists let's enjoy the tide
There's the guy who loves cats but he shows up with a dog
And the one who claims he's chill but turns out to be a snog
I matched with a musician thought he'd serenade
But he just played his playlist and my heart's now delayed
Then there's the guy who texts "let's Netflix and chill"
But when I show up he's just bingeing on a thrill
He's got a million memes but no sense of romance
I'm laughing so hard this is my kind of dance!
Swipe right swipe right oh what a scene
Dating apps are wild if you know what I mean
Swipe right swipe right it's a crazy ride
With unexpected twists let's enjoy the tide
From awkward small talk to the ghosting spree
Every date's a story come and laugh with me!
So if you're feeling brave and your heart's ready to play
Just swipe right my friend and let's seize the day!
Swipe right swipe right oh what a scene
Dating apps are wild if you know what I mean
Swipe right swipe right it's a crazy ride
With unexpected twists let's enjoy the tide
So here's to all the swipes the laughs and the fun
In this online dating game we're all just trying to run!
Keep your heart open wide take a chance on the night
With every swipe there's a chance that feels just right!
So here's to all the swipes the laughs and the fun
In this online dating game we're all just trying to run!
Keep your heart open wide take a chance on the night
With every swipe there's a chance that feels just right!