Poop Emoji - The No Cussing Song Lyrics

Somebody told me
I should say a cuss
You know what I said?
I don't give a fuss
I don't like to curse
I don't say bad words
Before I say something rude
I think about it first

Like when I stepped on a Hot Wheel
It hurt more than a little bit
I almost said a bad word
But then I said "Oh Schnicklefritz!"
Can't pressure me to curse
Don't you even bother
I just spilled my whole drink and I said
Mother Father!

Mother Father!
Mother Father!
You can't pressure me to curse
Don't you even bother
If someone tries to make you cuss
You say "What the fudge is up?" (I said fudge)
I don't say dirty words
I always clean them up

I'm a raise the bar
Zero dollars in the swear jar
There are better words to put where the swears are
Say something nice
Like "Oh cheese and rice!"
I'm in the gosh darn no cussing club for life

Here we go, yeah
No cussing
Here we go, yeah
No cussing

I don't use profanity
That would be insanity
So i picked up the habit
Of saying "Dagnabbit!"
Don't want to use foul language
That would be the worst
I always think about the lyrics
To this dang song first

No cussing