Everywhere I look I see
A stupid, ugly U.P.C.
Think they might be coming after me
I get in a really good mood
I just wanna buy some food
U.P.C. just makes me rude
Now I'm paranoid of things and I still wonder why
There little eye-popping designs on everything I buy
I think they're taking over cause I don't know where to turn
Every time I see one it just makes my stomach churn
So what do we get now
Universal product code
Not something you like
It's in a class that's all it's own
Close together so they hurt your eyes
I look at a U.P.C.
My eyes are playing tricks on me
I can't buy nothin' for free
Can't stand to go to the store
I don't wanna go no more
Why can't you tell me what they're for
They're on peanut-butter, hot dogs
Underwear, marmalade on rye
Jelly beans and magazines
And everything I buy
I think they're taking over cause I don't know where to turn
Every time I see one it just makes my stomach churn
Hey, can I take your order please
So what do we get now
Universal product code
Not something you like
It's in a class that's all it's own
Close together so they hurt your eyes
So what do we get now
Universal product code
Not something you like
It's in a class that's all it's own
Close together so they hurt your eyes
Now you're falling in a hole of products that aren't real
Don't reach out for my assistance. Tell me how you feel
Prices go up everyday. What else do you know
See computers masturbating. What a f*cking show
So what do we get now
Universal product code
Not something you like
It's in a class that's all it's own
Close together so they hurt your eyes