Welcome to Hotel Radiation
Please enjoy your stay at our lovely establishment
Many of our visitors see or hear things that do not exist
They also experience dilated pupils, increased blood pressure
Increased body temperature, loss of organs, depression and psychosis
All of which are all typical to any guest and shouldn't frighten you in any way
Effects typically begin within half an hour
And can last for up to 12 hours after leaving
Other side effects include radiation poisoning
Suicidal thoughts, and flashbacks, and enslavement to the American Government
Now that we covered the boring stuff let's get back to your extraction
Oh pardon me, I meant stay
The bell hop who I see you've already met can assist you to your dwelling place
Enjoy and don't forget to eat your complementary mind blockers
Provided in the rooms
Oh, and take a moment to enjoy our lovely Hotel Radiation lobby music
Crafted by our in house extractors
A Limited liability corporation
Leave your individuality at the door
And watch the sunset from our lovely garden
We understand you're over thinking