Puscifer - C*ntry Boner Lyrics

Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up, get it up

I f*cked Dolly Parton
I f*cked Loretta Lynn
I f*cked Barbara Mandrell
And I f*cked all of her kin
I f*cked Minnie Pearl
I f*cked Elvis Presley's little girl
I f*cked the Judds
I f*cked the Judds
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

I f*cked Willie Nelson
I f*cked him deep inside
I f*cked Elvis Presley
In the bathroom where he died
I f*cked Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles
And he hollered when I poked 'em
I f*cked the Judds (He f*cked the Judds)
I f*cked the Judds (He f*cked the Judds)
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo

Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo

Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo

Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo

Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee-hoo

That's how we do it

I f*cked Alabama
I f*cked the Oak Ridge Boys
I f*cked Randy Travis
With a 12 inch plastic toy
I f*cked the cast of Hee Haw (Heehaw)
I f*cked Glen Cambell
I f*cked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rodgers farted pearls
When I f*cked his big white ass
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go)
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go down)
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go)
It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go down)
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go)
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go down)
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go)
It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go down)
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go)
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go down)
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go)
It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go down)
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down
It won't go down (It f*ckin'g won't go)
It won't go down (It f*ckin' won't go down)
It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up)
(It f*ckin' won't go)
(It f*ckin' won't go down)