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Check your rearview and make sure

there's no cops within view

And then don't stop

There's pedal to the right, push it floor



Get a jammer so the speed won't clock

F*ck the cops, this system sucks

Vicki Kohaulis can suck my balls



That bitch is sick

Testimony that she won't forget

She sides with the pig



Didn't do a thing

When you looked me over

Still ain't did shit

But you pull me over



Wrong place, wrong time

Don't confuse it

Give a dick a badge

And they'll abuse it



Pull me over so you can show

How tuff you are

In your bad boy cop car



You're a rebel from high school

What better way to rebel

then making my life a living hell



You think you're hot

But you're really not

You're just a hillbilly

Red neck mother f*cking jock



Didn't do a thing

When you looked me over

Still ain't did shit

But you pull me over



Wrong place, wrong time

Don't confuse it

Give a dick a badge

And they'll abuse it



Three cops, to write a bogus ticket

Grab a hold of my dick and lick it

Lick it and like it

And love it and suck it



Most of these cops are f*cking useless

They'll pull you over with lame excuses

Need evidence but they can't produce it



But the judge don't care

You have hair

Pokin' out everywhere



Didn't do a thing

When you looked me over

Still ain't did shit

But you pull me over



Wrong place, wrong time

Don't confuse it

Give a dick a badge

And they'll abuse it



Didn't do a thing

When you looked me over

Still ain't did shit

But you pull me over



Wrong place, wrong time

Don't confuse it

Give a dick a badge

And they'll abuse it