I ate too much oatmeal and I woke up in pain
I head into the bathroom where i fill up my main vein
i try to take a dump but nice my shit ain't playin
I turn around and then i force out a vomitous rain
I got the constipation Blues
I got the constipation Blues
I got the shit is backed up causing pain and seeping into my stomach blues
So I head over to my sleeping bag hoping to go back to sleep
but the pain will not subside as I count the sheep taking
I call out to GOD end the agony and bring a sleep which is deep
and I thank him for answering my prayers when I hear the 8PM alarm beep
No more constipation Blues
No more constipation Blues
No more the shit is backed up causing pain and seeping into my stomach blues
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]