[chorus]
It's a festivus for the rest of us
well really all of us not just the best of us
so come connect with us be blessed with us
take a rest with us as we celebrate the festivus
[verse 1]
its time to bust out that aluminum pole
with no decorations for our eyes to behold
A standing beacon reminiscent of a pure soul
a blank slate to begin the new year as your lives continue to unfold
[chorus]
It's a festivus for the rest of us
well really all of us not just the best of us
so come connect with us be blessed with us
take a rest with us as we celebrate the festivus
[verse 2]
next the feats of strength to help to curb your rage
a therapeutic battle where you go on rampage
there are no requirements for gender or age
sometimes the best way to satisfy is to let the lion out of the cage
[chorus]
It's a festivus for the rest of us
well really all of us not just the best of us
so come connect with us be blessed with us
take a rest with us as we celebrate the festivus
[verse 3]
Finally it's time to air out our grievances
where we complain about wrongdoings and deceivances
it helps remove pain brings peaceful allievances
a cathartic erasure bringing about some hurtful receivances
[chorus]
It's a festivus for the rest of us
well really all of us not just the best of us
so come connect with us be blessed with us
take a rest with us as we celebrate the festivus
It's a festivus for the rest of us
well really all of us not just the best of us
so come connect with us be blessed with us
take a rest with us as we celebrate the festivus
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]