Robb Frost the Hobo Rockstar - Joe, Joe Fogarty Lyrics

[verse 1]
Let me tell you bout a friend I know
Last name Fogarty, first name Joe
in high school some called him Buff Master Flex
Cause he was a ladies man receiving much oral sex

and you wouldn't believe the women with whom he spent his time
desiring his presence and each one a dime
never have i met someone with so much swagger
so calm and collected even when drunk wouldn't stagger

I couldn't believe his perpetual energy
and all his interests with such intensity
constantly active always on the move
whether party hopping playing sports or jamming on some grooves

Backyard baseball was always a blast
and frisbee was more than just a fad of the past
often at the beach riding out on that surf
or playing some football on some freshly chalked turf

[chorus]
Joe, Joe Fogarty!!!
The man the myth the legend to be remembered throughout all history
Joe, Joe Fogarty!!!
In high school he was a hero I considered him a king

[verse 2]
he patented the phrase three day bash
always had bud and plenty of cash
he knew how to party and how to keep a good pace
and his house was always such a happening place

he knew all the hot spots and cool parties too
on the weekend we'd roll by to more than a few
showed me these people were nothing to fear
just wanting to feel some love and to spread the cheer

he was a prankster a trickster a joker at that
got me to moon this place once then stopped the car flat
once when goon took a piss we drove the car away
asked people for directions but as they answered sped off with thank you and good day

sometimes at mcdonalds we'd try the nugget trick
Always pulled it off too, boy was he sick
occasionally he'd make up stuff just for the giggles
anything to get us squealing like piggles

[chorus]
Joe, Joe Fogarty!!!
The man the myth the legend to be remembered throughout all history
Joe, Joe Fogarty!!!
In high school he was a hero I considered him a king

[ending]
He was the coolest of cats always ahead of the pack
Kept em asking for more and never turned back
he could make dorky things trendy without even trying
he did wonders with this fool best believe it no lying

I never knew why he hung out with me
but i'm glad that he did cause it affected my life quite greatly
and helped me to see I have a much more important role
as he introduced me to all these such interesting souls

without him I might not have been to hawaii
would I have picked up the guitar or seen the things that I see
I have to imagine I'd still be stuck in my shell
without his influence I'm sure my life would be hell

Take this thanks and this blessing that i send out to you
cause there are so few friendships that have ever been this true
all the memories we have I cherish them most
Hope to make many more before we're both ghosts

[chorus]
Joe, Joe Fogarty!!!
The man the myth the legend to be remembered throughout all history
Joe, Joe Fogarty!!!
In high school he was a hero I considered him a king

[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]