Robb Frost the Hobo Rockstar - Reluctant Boner Lyrics

[chorus]
I got a reluctant boner
when you gotta get it up but you really don't wanna
reluctant boner
you want it hard as a rock but it's more like an overripe banana

[part 1]
Sorry my friend but i don't normally find myself attracted to dudes
but i wanted to repay the kindness and hoped the drugs would put me in the right moods
i wish that it had worked out and i could make you joyously shout
but everytime i start to get there my mind fills up with doubts

[part 2]
I don't blame you for running off with my money
especially when e couldn't get to boning like a couple bunnies
I hope it helped to brighten your night bringing you some carnal delights
besides you probably shared that much with me, right?

[chorus]
I got a reluctant boner
when you gotta get it up but you really don't wanna
reluctant boner
you want it hard as a rock but it's more like an overripe banana

[part 3]
Reluctant boner will you come out
be careful with your volume sometimes he runs when you shout
Reluctant Boner what are you about

[part 4]
I think I got a little performance anxiety
logically it shouldn't make a difference but i prefer-titties
And it's hard to keep a stiffy hen you gotta do most of the work
think i'd enjoy it much more if someone just got on top to twerk

[chorus]
I got a reluctant boner
when you gotta get it up but you really don't wanna
reluctant boner
you want it hard as a rock but it's more like an overripe banana

[end]
I got a reluctant boner
reluctant boner
reluctant boner
reluctant boner!!!

[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]