Jimmy was in love with a girl named Tina
Who was working as a dancer in a club
That's why he wrote
'Love You Ballerina'
On the wall in the toilet of a pub
Oooow!
The week before some heavy gangsters
Had a very private meeting in a club
'Love you Ballerina' would be the signal
And they read it in the toilet of the pub
They robbed the bank where Tony's money
Was hidden from the taxes in a box
And when he read about the robbery in his morning paper
He started drinking whisky on the rocks
You see,
Tony was a pilot in the U.S. Airforce
That morning he was very drunk and late
A flight was planned with bombs and targets
And he started mixing up coordinates
The Soviet leader was a lucky little bastard for being way down low in Italy
Cause when the bombs reached Moscow the pride of Russia was turned into a cemetery
Hit it Comrad (Wodka!)
Yeah!
The Russian answer came within an hour and just before the bombs came down
Jimmy saw his Tina in the arms of another in a damp narrow alley downtown
So
Never fall in live with a girl like Tina
Never write a message in the loo
Cause nothing is as deadly as those ballerina's and what's more they're vulgar too
Oh no.....